
Trust me dudes, I’m taking home the drunkest bitch at FishCo tonight.
John Hay, 37th United States Secretary of State. Brown Class of 1858.

Trust me dudes, I’m taking home the drunkest bitch at FishCo tonight.
John Hay, 37th United States Secretary of State. Brown Class of 1858.

Hope College owned at Unit Wars!
Masi Oka ‘97, star of Heroes.

Now I got one question. Do anybody at this university smoke weed?
Morgan Freeman, thespian. Receiving an honorary degree at Commencement 2010.
I’ve said it once and i’ll say it again. nobody knows how to fuck like a RISD bitch
Ted Turner, American Media Mogul. Attended Brown (did not graduate) and was awarded an honorary degree in 1989.

Hey, me and my bitches are looking for a collaborative study room. Can we get one for 12:00?
Tyra Banks, supermodel, reality TV host, spotted at the Rock on 5/6/10

I told you guys! Spiritus never checks ID’s.
Danny DeVito, Hollywood star, father of Lucie ‘05

Drinko De Mayo Fishco!!!!!
Nelson Mandela, former President of South Africa, receiving an Honorary Degree at the 2010 Commencement Ceremony